{"id":2,"date":"2026-03-28T16:27:25","date_gmt":"2026-03-28T16:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2026-03-29T14:59:21","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T14:59:21","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Help Me Fonda"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    <div class=\"hmf-container\">\n        <!-- LANDING -->\n        <div id=\"hmf-landing\" class=\"hmf-page hmf-active\">\n            <div class=\"hmf-hero\">\n                <h1 class=\"hmf-title\">Help Me, Fonda<\/h1>\n                <p class=\"hmf-tagline\">Life advice from America's first family of film<\/p>\n            <\/div>\n            <p class=\"hmf-cta\">Choose a Fonda to begin<\/p>\n            <div class=\"hmf-grid\">\n                <div class=\"hmf-card\" data-fonda=\"henry\">\n                    <span class=\"hmf-crown-badge\" data-fonda=\"henry\" style=\"display:none;\">&#128081;<\/span>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-photo-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/henry.jpg\" alt=\"Henry Fonda\"><\/div>\n                    <h2>Henry<\/h2>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-years\">1905 &ndash; 1982<\/p>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-card-tagline\">Quiet wisdom from the heartland<\/p>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-card\" data-fonda=\"jane\">\n                    <span class=\"hmf-crown-badge\" data-fonda=\"jane\" style=\"display:none;\">&#128081;<\/span>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-photo-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/jane.jpg\" alt=\"Jane Fonda\"><\/div>\n                    <h2>Jane<\/h2>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-years\">1937 &ndash; present<\/p>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-card-tagline\">Fire, compassion, and radical honesty<\/p>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-card\" data-fonda=\"peter\">\n                    <span class=\"hmf-crown-badge\" data-fonda=\"peter\" style=\"display:none;\">&#128081;<\/span>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-photo-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/peter.jpg\" alt=\"Peter Fonda\"><\/div>\n                    <h2>Peter<\/h2>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-years\">1940 &ndash; 2019<\/p>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-card-tagline\">Freedom, the open road, and finding your way<\/p>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-card\" data-fonda=\"bridget\">\n                    <span class=\"hmf-crown-badge\" data-fonda=\"bridget\" style=\"display:none;\">&#128081;<\/span>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-photo-wrap\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/bridget_cropped.jpg\" alt=\"Bridget Fonda\"><\/div>\n                    <h2>Bridget<\/h2>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-years\">1964 &ndash; present<\/p>\n                    <p class=\"hmf-card-tagline\">The quiet power of choosing your own life<\/p>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-fondamizer-section\">\n                <p class=\"hmf-fondamizer-label\">Can't decide?<\/p>\n                <div class=\"hmf-landing-buttons\">\n                    <button class=\"hmf-fondamizer-btn\" id=\"hmf-fondamize\">&#127922; Fondamizer<\/button>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-meeting-btn\" id=\"hmf-meeting-btn\">&#128106; Family Meeting<\/button>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-secondary-links\">\n                    <button class=\"hmf-secondary-link\" id=\"hmf-favorites-link\">&#11088; Fonda Favorites<\/button>\n                    <span class=\"hmf-secondary-dot\">&#183;<\/span>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-secondary-link\" id=\"hmf-leaderboard-link\">&#127942; Leaderboard<\/button>\n                    <span class=\"hmf-secondary-dot\">&#183;<\/span>\n                    <a class=\"hmf-secondary-link\" href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4vApE1n\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\">&#127916; Watch the Fondas<\/a>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-easter-egg\" id=\"hmf-easter-egg\" title=\"???\">?<\/div>\n            <p class=\"hmf-disclaimer\">Parody for entertainment purposes only. No Fondas were involved or harmed in the creation of this site. Photos courtesy of Wikipedia.<\/p>\n        <\/div>\n\n        <!-- CHAT -->\n        <div id=\"hmf-chat\" class=\"hmf-page\">\n            <div class=\"hmf-chat-header\">\n                <button class=\"hmf-back-btn\" id=\"hmf-back\">&larr; Back<\/button>\n                <div class=\"hmf-chat-header-info\">\n                    <div class=\"hmf-chat-avatar\" id=\"hmf-chat-avatar\"><\/div>\n                    <div>\n                        <h2 id=\"hmf-chat-name\"><\/h2>\n                        <p id=\"hmf-chat-subtitle\"><\/p>\n                    <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n                <button class=\"hmf-fondamizer-btn-small\" id=\"hmf-fondamize-chat\">&#127922; Fondamizer<\/button>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-messages\" id=\"hmf-messages\"><\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-ask-family-wrap\" id=\"hmf-ask-family-wrap\" style=\"display:none;\">\n                <button class=\"hmf-ask-family-btn\" id=\"hmf-ask-family\">&#128106; Ask the Family<\/button>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-input-area\">\n                <input type=\"text\" id=\"hmf-input\" class=\"hmf-input\" placeholder=\"Ask for advice...\" autocomplete=\"off\" \/>\n                <button type=\"button\" id=\"hmf-send\" class=\"hmf-send-btn\">Send<\/button>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n\n        <!-- FAMILY MEETING INPUT -->\n        <div id=\"hmf-meeting-input\" class=\"hmf-page\">\n            <div class=\"hmf-meeting-header\">\n                <button class=\"hmf-back-btn\" id=\"hmf-meeting-back\">&larr; Back<\/button>\n                <h2>&#128106; Fonda Family Meeting<\/h2>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-meeting-body\">\n                <p class=\"hmf-meeting-subtitle\">Ask one question. All four Fondas will weigh in.<br>Then vote for the best advice.<\/p>\n                <div class=\"hmf-meeting-input-wrap\">\n                    <input type=\"text\" id=\"hmf-meeting-field\" class=\"hmf-input hmf-meeting-field\" placeholder=\"What do you need advice on?\" autocomplete=\"off\" maxlength=\"500\" \/>\n                    <button type=\"button\" id=\"hmf-meeting-send\" class=\"hmf-send-btn hmf-meeting-send-btn\">Call the Meeting<\/button>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n\n        <!-- FAMILY MEETING RESULTS -->\n        <div id=\"hmf-meeting-results\" class=\"hmf-page\">\n            <div class=\"hmf-meeting-header\">\n                <button class=\"hmf-back-btn\" id=\"hmf-results-back\">&larr; Back<\/button>\n                <h2>&#128106; The Fondas Have Spoken<\/h2>\n            <\/div>\n            <p class=\"hmf-meeting-question\" id=\"hmf-meeting-question-display\"><\/p>\n            <p class=\"hmf-bonus-alert\" id=\"hmf-bonus-alert\">&#127881; Surprise guests have crashed the meeting!<\/p>\n            <div class=\"hmf-results-grid\" id=\"hmf-results-grid\">\n                <div class=\"hmf-result-panel\" data-fonda=\"henry\">\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-header\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/henry.jpg\" alt=\"Henry\" class=\"hmf-result-avatar\">\n                        <span class=\"hmf-result-name\">Henry<\/span>\n                    <\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-response\" id=\"hmf-result-henry\"><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-panel-footer\">\n                        <button class=\"hmf-vote-btn\" data-fonda=\"henry\">&#128077; Best Advice<\/button>\n                        <button class=\"hmf-share-btn\" data-fonda=\"henry\" title=\"Share this quote\">&#128279;<\/button>\n                    <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-result-panel\" data-fonda=\"jane\">\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-header\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/jane.jpg\" alt=\"Jane\" class=\"hmf-result-avatar\">\n                        <span class=\"hmf-result-name\">Jane<\/span>\n                    <\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-response\" id=\"hmf-result-jane\"><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-panel-footer\">\n                        <button class=\"hmf-vote-btn\" data-fonda=\"jane\">&#128077; Best Advice<\/button>\n                        <button class=\"hmf-share-btn\" data-fonda=\"jane\" title=\"Share this quote\">&#128279;<\/button>\n                    <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-result-panel\" data-fonda=\"peter\">\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-header\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/peter.jpg\" alt=\"Peter\" class=\"hmf-result-avatar\">\n                        <span class=\"hmf-result-name\">Peter<\/span>\n                    <\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-response\" id=\"hmf-result-peter\"><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-panel-footer\">\n                        <button class=\"hmf-vote-btn\" data-fonda=\"peter\">&#128077; Best Advice<\/button>\n                        <button class=\"hmf-share-btn\" data-fonda=\"peter\" title=\"Share this quote\">&#128279;<\/button>\n                    <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-result-panel\" data-fonda=\"bridget\">\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-header\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/bridget_cropped.jpg\" alt=\"Bridget\" class=\"hmf-result-avatar\">\n                        <span class=\"hmf-result-name\">Bridget<\/span>\n                    <\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-result-response\" id=\"hmf-result-bridget\"><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-panel-footer\">\n                        <button class=\"hmf-vote-btn\" data-fonda=\"bridget\">&#128077; Best Advice<\/button>\n                        <button class=\"hmf-share-btn\" data-fonda=\"bridget\" title=\"Share this quote\">&#128279;<\/button>\n                    <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-vote-feedback\" id=\"hmf-vote-feedback\" style=\"display:none;\">\n                <p id=\"hmf-vote-message\"><\/p>\n                <div class=\"hmf-vote-feedback-buttons\">\n                    <button class=\"hmf-meeting-btn\" id=\"hmf-view-leaderboard\">&#127942; View Leaderboard<\/button>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-meeting-btn\" id=\"hmf-view-favorites\">&#11088; Fonda Favorites<\/button>\n                <\/div>\n                <button class=\"hmf-back-btn\" id=\"hmf-another-meeting\">Ask Another Question<\/button>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n\n        <!-- LEADERBOARD -->\n        <div id=\"hmf-leaderboard\" class=\"hmf-page\">\n            <div class=\"hmf-meeting-header\">\n                <button class=\"hmf-back-btn\" id=\"hmf-leaderboard-back\">&larr; Back<\/button>\n                <h2>&#127942; Fonda Leaderboard<\/h2>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-weekly-winner\" id=\"hmf-weekly-winner\" style=\"display:none;\">\n                <span class=\"hmf-weekly-winner-crown\">&#128081;<\/span>\n                <span id=\"hmf-weekly-winner-name\"><\/span>\n                <span class=\"hmf-weekly-winner-label\">Fonda of the Week<\/span>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-leaderboard-body\">\n                <div class=\"hmf-leaderboard-section\">\n                    <h3 class=\"hmf-leaderboard-heading\">This Week<\/h3>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-leaderboard-bars\" id=\"hmf-bars-week\"><\/div>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-leaderboard-section\">\n                    <h3 class=\"hmf-leaderboard-heading\">All Time<\/h3>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-leaderboard-bars\" id=\"hmf-bars-alltime\"><\/div>\n                <\/div>\n                <p class=\"hmf-leaderboard-empty\" id=\"hmf-leaderboard-empty\" style=\"display:none;\">No votes yet &mdash; be the first to call a Family Meeting!<\/p>\n            <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n\n        <!-- FONDA FAVORITES -->\n        <div id=\"hmf-favorites\" class=\"hmf-page\">\n            <div class=\"hmf-meeting-header\">\n                <button class=\"hmf-back-btn\" id=\"hmf-favorites-back\">&larr; Back<\/button>\n                <h2>&#11088; Fonda Favorites<\/h2>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-fav-hero\">\n                <h1 class=\"hmf-fav-title\">Fonda Favorites<\/h1>\n                <p class=\"hmf-fav-subtitle\">The best advice the family never asked to give.<\/p>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-fav-controls\">\n                <div class=\"hmf-fav-filters\" id=\"hmf-fav-filters\">\n                    <button class=\"hmf-fav-filter-btn hmf-fav-active\" data-fonda=\"\">All Fondas<\/button>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-fav-filter-btn\" data-fonda=\"henry\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/henry.jpg\" class=\"hmf-fav-filter-avatar\" alt=\"\">Henry\n                    <\/button>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-fav-filter-btn\" data-fonda=\"jane\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/jane.jpg\" class=\"hmf-fav-filter-avatar\" alt=\"\">Jane\n                    <\/button>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-fav-filter-btn\" data-fonda=\"peter\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/peter.jpg\" class=\"hmf-fav-filter-avatar\" alt=\"\">Peter\n                    <\/button>\n                    <button class=\"hmf-fav-filter-btn\" data-fonda=\"bridget\">\n                        <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/helpmefonda.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/helpmefonda\/assets\/images\/bridget_cropped.jpg\" class=\"hmf-fav-filter-avatar\" alt=\"\">Bridget\n                    <\/button>\n                <\/div>\n                <div class=\"hmf-fav-sort-row\">\n                    <div class=\"hmf-fav-sort-tabs\" id=\"hmf-fav-sort-tabs\">\n                        <button class=\"hmf-fav-sort-tab hmf-fav-active\" data-sort=\"top\">Top Voted<\/button>\n                        <button class=\"hmf-fav-sort-tab\" data-sort=\"recent\">Most Recent<\/button>\n                    <\/div>\n                    <div class=\"hmf-fav-search\">\n                        <span class=\"hmf-fav-search-icon\">&#128269;<\/span>\n                        <input type=\"text\" id=\"hmf-fav-search\" class=\"hmf-fav-search-input\" placeholder=\"Search favorites...\" autocomplete=\"off\" \/>\n                    <\/div>\n                <\/div>\n            <\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-fav-grid\" id=\"hmf-fav-grid\"><\/div>\n            <div class=\"hmf-fav-empty\" id=\"hmf-fav-empty\" style=\"display:none;\">\n                <p>No favorites yet &mdash; 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